Cannon Fodder: K, Sch

Billgar · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:23 pm Post subject: Cannon Fodder: K, Sch

Once reaching the great gate of Netorpitous you find that the guards there are under strict orders to keep the gate closed at all costs so as to prevent invasion. Understanding this reasonable request you are directed to a ladder to the side that scales to the top of the wall surrounding the city. Once atop the wall with great skill you ump down the 50 somewhat odd feet and land with a thud and swirl of power(and on your feet). In front of you there is an endless army of thousands amassed.

closet to you is a a squad of halberd users. With the numbers of this squad alone being to great to count, the first rank approaches. As this row of 6 nears they circle around you both. Surrounded by the aluminum clad troops you have the advantage of speed over their armored bodies.

Koku · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject:

I decide to see what they are made out of and attack the closest one to me by Grabbing him, and suplexing him before getting up and heel kicking him while he is still on the ground. I let my wass run wild and attack a different guy. HE goes over, jumps up, and hits the guy in the face. I grab hold of Saiko afterward to protect him.
_________________

Schmall · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject:

Without a word, Schmall charges at one of the fresh soldiers. He swings the blade horizontal to the ground with less speed and strength than normal. Just before the blade connects with the parry of the halberd, Lumpy flies down in the face of the guy and Schmall takes the second of blindness to swing the blunt end up into the bottom of the guy's chin.

Lumpy flies back up into the air as Schmall moves into postion behind Koku so that neithe can be swarmed from behind.
_________________
When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Billgar · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:25 pm Post subject:

Rushing in the halberd user is taken completely by surprise at the offensive maneuvering of Koku in such a situation. Grabbing him by the collar of his aluminum plate, The scythe user places the palm of his other hand on the soldiers breast plant and tossing him overhead slams him onto the ground. The warrior lands and with his heel Koku snaps his neck bringing a swift death to his foe.
Schmall having unleashes his diversionary tactics connect to the chin of his opponent the end of the bisento going up it is fair contact. Staggering back from the blow the "tin-man" rushes in with a simple straight thrust he jabs his halberd into the side of schmall. Schmalls back cloak moves to the side under the force of the blow revealing his own suit of armor beneath it.

Readying themselves, the other four troops that directly surround you attack. Coming in all at once they focus on Koku as he is clearly more of a threat and needs to be eliminated. Using a coordinated attack they all thrust at once. scratching up the arm Koku blocks with.

*Halberd User A dies *
*Halberd user drops 32 GC and a Halberd*
*Halberd User B takes 71 damage*
*Schmall takes 45 damage*
*Koku takes 118 damage*

Koku · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject:

Taking the halberd and the GC (to be later split) I then move on to the next uninjured person. After letting my wass fun wild and attack him by hitting behind his knee I charge up the the guy. I quickly punch him in the stomach making him bend down. Upper cutting with my other fist I aim more for his stomach to send him up a little bit where I will finish with a quick kick into his stomach.
_________________

Schmall · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:52 pm Post subject:

"Having fun yet koku," says Schmall casually. Without waiting for a response, Schmall kicks 'Halberd User B' in the shin. The blade of the bisento swiftly sweeps upward, seeking the major arteries inside the groin.

Lumpy, feeling particulary bold, swoops down and pecks at the 'guy B's eye and then flies back up out of reach.
_________________
When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Billgar · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:59 pm Post subject:

Koku has no time to finish with a stomach kick. Upon delivering his uppercut the corpse of his opponent flings up into the air. Soaring about 15 feet or so clear across the ranks of soldiers the body eventually lands.

Schmall still facing off against the same foe sweeps his blade towards the heavens. Nipping at the throat a bit he makes a fair cut. However it is far from fatal. retaliating his opponent swipes his halberd down at schmalls ankles.schmall moving agily is able to deflect the blunt of the blow with the metal guards on his shins.

The three attackers yet to strike shrink back in fear from the Immortal that is before them. Tearing through lives like paper without a weapon even in hand he is an unstoppable demon in their eyes. Facing their fear the three of them run in at once screaming.

*Halberd User C takes 500 damage and dies*
*Archer AD, AE, AF, AG each take 12 damage from the corpse landing on them*
*Halberd user B takes 81 damage*
*schmall takes 16 damage*
*Koku takes 87 damage*

Koku · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject:

My wass quickly runs ahead trying to catch one of the fleeing and attempts to tackle him. Running behind him I push people out of my way (not attacking them) to get to him. I scoop him up after and pick up the guy. Holding him by the back I hold him outstretched before landing a powerful kick in his back, which would lead to a strong jerking motion with his limbs and head, possibly snapping his neck, as well as sending him flying. "Now now, do not run way again little one. I do not need you to be hurt," I say petting my very happy wass.
Petting him while laughing I see the people starting to swarm me as I just look on with a smile on my face. "Bring it you weaklings. You want to harm others, I guess I will need to teach you a lesson! Hey Schmall, just so you know, defeating weak humans is lots of fun to me!"
_________________

Schmall · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject:

"One day I will eventually wipe that grin of your face matey," growls Schmall, "In the mean time I will teach these lame excuse of soldiers a lesson."

Schmall, holding the bisento horizontal in front of him with a classical quarter staff grip, swings both ends one after the other at guy 'B's chest over and over again. He keeps it a touch slow so that is easy to block, but just fast enough to prevent a repost. Once the sucker falls into the pattern solidly, Schmall double swings the bladed end when he moves to block the blunt end, aiming to take a lung out.

Schmall follows up with a high kick to the stomach to get the man off his blade.

Lumpy once again swoops down and pecks at the guy's eye again and flies back up into the air for safety.
_________________
When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Billgar · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:21 am Post subject:

After Koku completely dislocates near every joint of his victim he looks over to schmall. After the exchange of a few words, schmall swinging about his bisento pierces the lung of his foe through the armor. Falling to the ground, the halberd user is not more. With only two men remaining out of the first rank, the next line of troops is getting ready to move in. Charging towards Koku the first of the two to strike screams as he approaches

"YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR CAUSE!!!!"

Right as he is about to land his blow a blade comes through the gut of the attacker. Taken by surprise and unable to dodge, Koku is stabbed in his own gut.

*Halberd User D takes 485 damage and dies*
*Halberd User D drops 42 GC and a Halberd*
*Halberd User B takes 67 damage and dies*
*Halberd user B drops 96 GC and a Halberd*
*Halberd User E is sacrificed by a comrade*
*Koku takes 423 damage from a surprise attack*

Halberd user F is the only remaining foe out of this rank. After defeating him you may choose to either continue on fighting the next rank of 6 or retreat. If you die all spoils will be lost.

Koku · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:01 pm Post subject:

Picking up the spoils of Halberd user D I then walk towards Halberd user F. "To kill your own ally is pure stupidity. I shall make you pay dearly with that mistake!"
Sending my wass out I let him attack Halberd user F.Approaching myself I put out my hand and throw off any helmet the man might be wearing. Grabbing around his temples I start to press in with amazing force. I slowly apply more and more creating immense pain. "This is what you get for being so disloyal to a comrade. Scum like you deserve to suffer!" I soon stop playing around and apply the full amount of pressure available.
_________________

Billgar · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject:

After the head of the soldier explodes the next rank prepares to attack. You have a few moments to escape via the path that the guard described to you.

Schmall · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject:

Giving a nod to Koku, Schmall charges to meet the oncoming 6 soldiers. He screams his battle cry of "BBLOOOOOODD AANNDDDD VVINNNAAGGGEERRRR!!!" and swings the bisento blade wildly back and forth, simply causing the charging soldiers to slow down and halt due to the wild antics of the small man. Once they go on a more defensive postioning, Lumpy swoops down into the face of one of the soldiers. Schmall fixes his grip and footing, steps in and stabs the guy right into the gut.

Lumpy flies up into the air again as Schmall twists the blade free of the soldier's gut and leaps back with koku.
_________________
When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Koku · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject:

Chargin forward once again my wass seems to take the lead and attacks one of the none hurt halberd users. Grabbing him before attacking I simply kick one of the halberd users in the chest with the sole of me foot. Sending him flying I watch to see where he lands so I can send my wass to grab his stuff.
_________________

Billgar · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject:

Schmall doing as desired makes contact with the gut of his foe. Stabbing through the armor he does a devastating amount of damage. Retaliating his foe swing low and cuts accross schmalls left knee. Three of the others come in from behind attacking schmall all at once.
Knocking back his foe with his heel the soldier or victim rather, chosen by koku is caught by one of his comrades. As the skull of The man jsut attacks flings back it breaks the face of the man that catched him. Though kicked the man is unharmed. His comrade however falls dead.

*Halberd A2 takes 73 dam*
*Schmall takes 111 damage*
*halberd user F2 takes 500 dam and dies*
*halberd user F2 drops 88 GC and a halberd*