Kicked in the shin

Billgar · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject: Kicked in the shin

Today a homeless man approached me and mumbled "Its all your fault" then kicked me in the shin.

I just want to share this will all of you.

Koku · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject:

that is amazing, I think I would have gave him a dollar, but then I would have kicked him in the shin back. That is an amazing story.
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Billgar · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:44 pm Post subject:

Yeah the only thing is because Im registered as a Martial Arts instructor I need to be careful. If he hits me its a hit. If i hit him its assault with a deadly weapon. Oh well he vanished so im sure he kicked someone else who called the cops.

Constantine · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:07 am Post subject:

A homeless man yelled at Christine and me when we were walking to my place, it interrupted our conversation, and as such I was not happy.

Sorry you got kicked.
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dragon_tamer · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:50 pm Post subject:

Thats freaking awesome i got yelled at by a hobo that was sleeping by my works dumpster
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Koorlic · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:32 pm Post subject:

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dragon tamers back

anyway back on subject

this is an amazing story why cant fun hings happen to me
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Billgar · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:06 pm Post subject:

Yeah, DT is back thats awesome/random.

That aside it was a pretty amazing experience. Im not sure what exactly was my fault though. Maybe being a white man in a business suit is enough of a reason? Maybe I am "The Man?" Oh well. Anyways, it was a good life experience that will be passed dow for generations and get blown out of proportion.

chippit · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:36 pm Post subject:

Koorlic things don't happen to you because you live in Fort Kent... you have the chance to get mauled by a moose though, that could be cool.

anyways Billgar that is an amazing story thanks for sharing.
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Lady Amarella · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:45 pm Post subject:

I'm sorry. Maybe it's my sense of humor but I think it's funny. I know you got kicked, but you'll live and I'm sure there is pity to be had for the poor guy. I mean that's not normal, so something brought him to that place, but still, well, it just made me laugh. I agree with Koorlic, why can't those kinds of things happen to me? That would truly make my day.

Something similar though not quite the same thing did happen to a friend of mine last year. She was sitting at the park reading the Bible and a guy walked up to her and asked,'Is that the Bible you're reading?' She replied,'Yes.' And then he punched her in the eye so hard that she flew backwards off the bench. Then he ran away.

Despite her black eye, she thought it was as funny as I did. I mean come on. The prejudice issue aside, that punch was completely based on assumptions. He never asked her WHY she was reading it!
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Koku · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:39 pm Post subject:

Indeed that is pretty random, though I think I would have been a little bit more angry and probably would have tried to catch him.
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Billgar · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:17 pm Post subject:

If someone seriously hit me like that, I may be provoked to fight back. Granted unless I win the case of self defense things would really stink, but at the same time i mean come on "NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!"

Lady Amarella · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:33 pm Post subject:

LOL! You guys are GUYS after all!

It was just so unexpected that at first she was in shock thinking "Wow did that really just happen?...OH MY GOODNESS that really did just happen!" And then the unexpectedness and idiocy of it hit and then all she could do was laugh!
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Archaic · Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:12 am Post subject:

Oh sorry I'm late for the conversation, but I just came back from a distant city. You see I dressed as a homeless man and started kicking strangers in the shin and blaming them for stuff in general. It was great fun!
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Delilah · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:07 am Post subject:

Billgar, the most AMAZING story I have EVER heard. It is an honor to know you. XD

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