Billgar
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LE Presidential ElectionWho would you vote for.
I personally go for the moose. I feel that botht the humans are iffy, and i dont know enough about that squirrel person. Its gotta be the moose.
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Koorlic
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moose they rock
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Beanbaker
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moose all the way. although from what im hearing about black squirrels, they could make a great general or head of the department of defense, and possible vice pres, but thats stretching it
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Constantine
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Moose = Greater I.Q. than that of our current president. Any particular reason why Obama wasn't listed though?
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Billgar
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| Constantine wrote: | | Moose = Greater I.Q. than that of our current president. Any particular reason why Obama wasn't listed though? |
Despite the fact that hes in the actual election, i forgot about him!
He is there now. Im still sticking with the moose though.
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Koku
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I have to vote black squirrel, I do not wish to make an enemy with them. They may rule will iron teeth and claws, but still, at least they would get work done.
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Beanbaker
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So would the moose. It would have a commanding stare, where banners can be fastened across its antlers to translate the general idea of what the president is saying, that way not too much of our television shows are overlapped by the occasion.
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Archaic
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My vote is not for either of these options, but rather for the homeless guy who sits at the corner with a sign saying that the world is coming to an end soon. That guy seems confident in his stance and proves not to be a flip flopper like some of the other candidates.
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Beanbaker
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But hes not specific. The world may end, but the people deserve to know how!!! At least with a moose, he cant tell people whats gonna happen, so less pandemonium breaks out.
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Koku
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The moose would do nothing, so he would be better than some, but I think that the black squirrel would still get my vote, mainly because they still know where I live... To go against them is death.
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Beanbaker
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That is an outrage!!! There shall be no pressure against the voters, who are trying to uphold a sacred duty of our republic!!! If you dont vote Moose, then he'll find where you live and eat all your food!!! Oh, and then murderlize you.
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Koku
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I think I shall stay with the black squirrel than. At least my life is safe if I vote for him. I seem to be doomed if I vote for moose. It sounds like moose has a miserable campaign slogan.
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Beanbaker
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| Koku wrote: | Moose- not even human
or possibly Moose- enough said
I would vote for Moose if I heard one of those two. |
you said this in another post, so are you saying what you said is horrible? Quite the contrary, for the other thing was a warning.... this quote is the slogan!!! Plus, you said you would vote for moose....
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Koku
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Well I thought what you said was one of his slogans, and as of voting for Moose in the other topic, I did that because black squirrel was not an option.
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Beanbaker
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Fine!!! but now you broke moose's heart. He doesnt cry though. He oozes green slime with spiky pineapple chunks in it to show he can take the pain and stand for something. Squirrels just get hit by cars because they run across when a car is coming, not after the car has passed (unfortunately, i have seen this happen many times).
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