Old Man

Billgar · Old Man

How do you know that you are and Oji-San (japanese for old r middle aged man)?

According to the author of Gintama, it is when your pillow starts to smell like your father or someone elses.

Billgar after passing out immediately after returning home form a karate class

*sniff sniff* wakes up "Whos been using my pillow?"

Beanbaker

"Sorry... when you gotta go, you gotta go."

Koku

Wait, are you calling yourself an old man. You are a newborn, at least that is what master Wooooo said. It would be bad if you already are turning old. You will be old for a very long time then.

Koorlic

guys there also good things that come with old age such as wisdom and knowledge ofd everything

Koku

actually many old men do not have wisdom, merely experience. It is the old man who keeps his eyes and mind open who achieves wisdom.

Constantine

You're a grandpa when the middle school kids laugh at you when you reference pop culture Wooden Sword

in any way. XD

Koku

Yeah, it is bad that I can not relate to some who are just 5 or so years younger than me. It is crazy how fast pop culture changes. I am also a lot like a grand pa because I can sleep almost all day.

Constantine

Mmmm naps...

Yea sleeping is one of my favourite pastimes.

Koku

I am a pro at sleeping. I can wake up and go to bed a lot, and I can be up refreshed for two hours and get myself to rest for a while again. I love unleashing my inner cat.

Billgar

MAn, i want to go hang out with some middle schoolers and talk about that down hip hop!

Beanbaker

Okay, not totally random. Come to North High next year, there will be plenty of those, who will have just arrived as a fresh batch of freshmen. They will still act, look, talk, smell, and taste like middle schoolers. *Pulls a leg of the fire and eats it*

Koku

North High was going down the drain, and has now fallen faster after Billgar's and my class left. It now acts so immature. I barely fit in with my peers, forget kids younger than me. That will just not happen.

Beanbaker

You should've seen this year's freshmen. One picked a fight with a senior. They're nothing but jerks, except for a few. The place is going down the drain, because last year's seniors didn't give a d***, the juniors didn't do enough but watched, the sophmores ruined many things at lunch, and the freshmen were a******s.

Koku

Beanbaker

I'm not talking about you guys - I'm talking about the people that were juniors when you were seniors. You guys left, they became seniors the next year, and those are the seniors I was talking about. You guys were cool. Especially with decorating that tree.

Drieton

your old when...you feel it... If your minds still in its twenties when your 50 and your body can still keep up then your not old. When you have to wear a diaper to keep your excrement from seeping down your leg in line at the store...yea...then your freaking old.

and...the new freshmen at my high school just kept getting younger and younger...at least they looked it...and also they kept getting cockier and cockier...

Koku

It is the demoralization of America. It affects younger people a lot more. Maybe this can be a sign that I am getting old though... I am starting to hate kids more.

Schmall

When I was back in high school, things sucked. Over the course of 4 years, we had three headmasters (priniciples), test rats for anything new the state wanted to introduce (Maine Learning Standerds), and complete BS within the system. We were even gonna do a sit down after assembly and found out later the NEWS was outside waiting for us to do it!! Then the blasted headmaster said some bull crap and we realized just how stupid he was. He didnt care and we knew it. So we all gave up on the school and just wanted out. Project Graduation was an all nighter at a YWCA. It sucked big time!!!

Koku

Yeah our high school had a good record. At least 5 bomb threats one year, and one day had 2 threats within an hour. It was a good time. Apparently this year it was more food fights though. Beanbaker can say more about this year.

Schmall

No bomb threats back in my high school. We only had 400 some odd students. So that kind of think was too easy to track down. No one dared or bothered. We all made fun of the stupidity as the surrounding towns had bomb threat call ins and we laughed. Sure they got a day or so off from school, but the student always got caught. Always! The few pay phones available to make it all happen were at gas stations and watched by the cameraes. Stupidity. So no bomb threats for us back then.

Koku

We had one made by a kid at lunch who stole the cell phone during the same lunch. He could have got away with it if he did not answer when the cops decided to call the phone. As for getting days off for it, that did not happen with us. We got maybe an hour off. We used to joke about it a little it got so bad (we always went to one of two areas so the joke was if the bombers wanted they can set the bombs in those areas, call the school of a bomb threat, and send us to our demise). Yeah, got to love the cynical jokes that can be made.

Schmall

wow. that is cynical. The worst part is that i am actually thinking in my mind the kind of bombs best for taking out a crowd. thats bad. I wont post anything just in case some patriot act maniac sees this thread.

Beanbaker

In North High, the very last day of school (the 18th), someone pulled the fire alarm about thirty minutes before school ended. It was a stupid thing to do, since only have the entire student body even bothered evacuating, and it interrupted our guitar hero game!!!

Since the seniors like Billgar and Koku left, the place went to H*** in a hand basket. I believe my class of 2010 is going to be one of the last "good" classes in the school. Everyone else below us are jerks.

Koku

This has already been flagged. Anyways, being old is going to stink for me. I mean if I already sleep a lot, what is going to happen when I am older. Am I going to be nearly vegie state or will I be over active for a grandpa and scare everyone. The latter sounds like it would be fun.

Beanbaker

I want to learn to stop breathing for a period of time and make it so the pulse in my wrist doesn't exist anymore. Then I can sit in my rocking chair when I'm old, and be ready to pounce...

Schmall

I hear a party night owl in the making. Bored, up all night, and few friends. Old enough to hit the bar yet?? You should get out more often dude.

Koku

I don't think that is really possible, especially for me. My heart beat is too strong to stop. It is so strong that it beats through my shirts. I think that when I am old it will beat at the normal strength.

Beanbaker

Uh... who are you talking about? I'm up all night, but I'm usually doing more important things like researching some things. I have many friends, but they sleep at night.

Billgar