remember that ad?

Billgar · remember that ad?

Often into my mind pops a jingle or slogan from a add long past. For some reason at such a young age my mind is already deteriorating and not much remains. However! Aside from the minor retardation caused from taking head kicks i remember fragments and here are a few that you might be able to help me with.

"Where did all the _______ go, into hershey's___________"
For some reason i want to say "where did all the chips go, into hersheys kibbles and bits! .

There was another one i wanted to mention but i forgot. Anyways this should be good enough for a topic starter.

Constantine

There's that one old Jif commercial that had a jingle that was like "Moms like you choose Jif" but I always remembered it as "moms like you choose moms like you choose..." and on and on and on lol i have no idea why XD

Koku

At least you remember real ads. I remember a fake ad from a cartoon that was just about chocolate cheese. Do you know how horrible that is? Sure I rememebr real ads too, but at least they make a little more sense.

Billgar

hey KID!
you want a toy?

How about a bike?
-----"no"
A video game?
-----"NOOO!"
Well...okay, you pick a toy!
-----"Hmmmm...I want.....LOG!!!!!!! BOY oh boy!"

Yes log! All kids love log!

"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"

LOG! from blammo!

Beanbaker

LMFAO!!!!!!! That is too funny.

I looked up the partial sentence you gave and almost had something, but clicking on the links led to a bunch of things like "Where did all the money go, into cooperate business' pockets" and the name Hershey was in there too.

Koku

Ah Log, you must also not forget about powdered toast man. Some fake ads are just so much better then any real one could be. There is one real ad I remember about the NES. One kid gets the legend of zelda and starts to play it (mind you on the start screen it says Legend of Zelda sold separately). Another one sees it and tells him that the graphics are intense, then they break out into a rap.
"Its the legend of zelda and its really rad
Those creatures from Gannon are pretty bad
There's octorucs, tek-tecks, and Libros too,
but with your help our hero pulls through."

It ends with the message, "Nintendo Entertainment System, your parents help you hook it up"

It is one of the funniest commercials.

Archaic

OH god log was amazing, but that NES one was nothing but wince inducing. Oh and Koku, didn't one of the nerds in that commercial try to make a scratching sound? Either way the commercial I most remember from my child hood is the Toys R Us one.

"I don't wanna grow up I'm a toys r us kid." I used to believe that... until I grew up.