Siter again

Billgar · Siter again

Another site update talking about a new tavern feature.

Check it out

http://www.lowestexistance.com

Koku

Nice, the toxic torch looks great. It seems like it is a funny way to regain hp.

Archaic

Hrmm interesting, however can we still request drinks that aren't there such as red wine or something? Either way it is a nifty development so good job, especially with the illustrations.

Billgar

Everydrink imaginable is there? Didnt you read it?

Archaic

Hrmm ah ok. I typically don't think of certain drinks as fountain ones, but I do suppose that would work.

Billgar

Yes i suppose wine is not, but whatever a magic wine fountain, jesus could do it.

*koku feel free to edit that if you need to*

Beanbaker

Is water still free? The drinks seem like a good idea, and may even control those with problems, but I'm not going to name names (isn't that right Koku and Archaic?)

Archaic

Hey I don't have any problems so I don't know what you're talking about. In truth however, it just means that I will have to be more careful when slinging the drinks over to me is all.

Koku

Hey I am drinking the same think as juice. If you recall I do not drink alcohol. tatus roots and orcht berries do not contain alcohol. Water is probably the same thing as a fountain drink.

Beanbaker

Crap... anyways, I didn't specify a drinking problem, although it appears Koku is too sober, and could run alcoholics anonymous meetings.

Billgar

Sure why not water can be free!

Koku

Nice, I know what I will be drinking. I am VERY stingy with GC, mainly because I have future plans with it all.

Beanbaker

Yeah, but the water might not be the greatest of quality. At least every freeloader here will get something to drink, like me! Yay nonalcoholism!

Koku

Indeed, still, if Schmall ever needs GC I will assist and get a toxic torch every one in a while. Until then it is water, I am drinking too many of them anyways and it will just slow me down.

Beanbaker

Haha all the money is going to Schmall? Wow, but it makes sense since the barkeeper is dead. Schmall should have to pay business taxes then on his revenue!

Koku

who knows, it may go to him, he is the barkeep, and the amount of money taken in is very minute. He may need to pay taxes, who knows? It is one thing even I do not know a lot about.

Archaic

Wait, if Schmall is the one who is getting the revenue... than by torturing Schmall I can work out a plan for free drinks. Hrmm this could work out well in the end if Koku or Billgar don't interfere. XD

Beanbaker

NOBODY knows a lot about taxes. I can imagine half the IRS doesn't know whats going on half the time. We shall see when Schmall get the faithful tax collector in for a drink and a bag full of money.

Koku

I just guard Billgar, and do any quest I am sent on. Therefore I would probably not interfere.

Beanbaker

Well, thats kind of what my job is too. What if there was a monk class... but anyways, drinks + broke people = fun to watch. It is even better in real life, or at least when you watch court tv.

Archaic

Hrmm its almost as fun as watching drunken puppets right beanbaker. =D But still, the revenue would be so little that I do not believe that Schmall should have to pay taxes. Besides, that would be getting a bit too complicated and thus a bit more vexing than rewarding.

Beanbaker

Ah just send a fat guy in with nice clothes on and just demand x amount of money. No calculating or anything with math except simple addition and subtraction. Yet, I WAS NOT DRUNK!!! THE BIRD WAS!!! And it was your fault for dropping wine on the floor and starting the whole thing.

Billgar

Schmall gets a portion of the revenue fo keeping track of it, but has to pay a certain percentage of it to the capital. taxes i suppose. Maybe Texas or TEXANS! but i would call it taxes.

Schmall

Schmall doesnt get all the money!! He has to pay the expenses of running the bar ya know. Like the drinks you guys keep spilling on my clean floor, taxes, the candles, torches, the firewood for the fireplace, supplies, and not to mention the taxes. Oh, I said taxes twice ya noticed uh? Good eye. I said it twice due to the high rate of taxes. Its absurd. Thus the nice prices for the drinks now.

Koku

I do not have a GC to waste though. I plan out my GC very carefully. I may still stop in every once in a while for my potion but not as often as before.

Archaic

Yeah I really don't care for spending my GC for something that does not give me anything. Therefore, unless I get free drinks, I doubt that I will get any these days.

Koku

It is not that the idea is bad, do not get us wrong, it is more that we are all cheap. It happens. I think next time I get free GC I will spend one though.

Archaic

Yeah Koku is right... I do like the idea, but I have too much goals to spend my GC all willy nilly like. As soon as I power up my weapon and get some armor, than I would probably buy more drinks.

Schmall

it wasnt my idea! I was content just having fun as the barkeep as i was. perhaps later on there will be more benefical drinks that can do something. Like something like tequila that allows you to shrug off pain and take more abuse at the cost of accuracy. I bet there are plenty of other things we can think of.

Beanbaker

Well Schmall we need someone to take our anger and you're the only one available right now, since nobody wants to fight the emperor. I'm just happy water is free.

Koku

Indeed, it seems there is at least that reason for going to pub. Otherwise I would be lost for reasons to go besides to talk.

Beanbaker

Well there is always the scuffles that take place once in a while. Drunken puppet is fun, and indirectly making fun of people is always cool.

Billgar

Beanbaker

Woo any hints or previews? Or should we just start guessing randomly or make up things?

Billgar

Not really i have a few that will be added one of which will be very beneficial to fights. Other than that i didnt think the UC cost of regular drinks would be enough to cause a disturbance.

Archaic

Wait.. I think there should be a drunken master style of fighting at the dojo! The requisites are having to drink 1,000 drinks and fought in at least 50 arena battles after drinking.

Beanbaker

50 arena battles? Isn't that kind of a lot of battles? Besides, would there be a belt or something for it? Like a ragged belt to prove your drunkedness?

Archaic

50 arena battles is nothing. Considering that the primary focus of LE has appeared to shift towards the arena battles, it would only serve to encourage greater participation in it. And as for the belt, that is purely up to Billgar. Really though, I was just saying that as a joke.

Beanbaker

Oh okay, but fifty battles seems like a lot now. Since a battle occurs about once or twice a month, not including disciplinary issues. Once more people come they will provide more meat for the lions.

Billgar