Beanbaker
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Stink bomb, anyone?Shuffling through my room of endless horrors, I have found two stink bombs. One is made of those Thai peppers that have plagued my nervous system with huge burning sensations, and the 1% water, 4% tums antacids, and 95% salt antidote for it. Both have fermented (the antidote, im not sure how it got that way), but both smell incredibly rancid, and the Thai pepper one almost made me blow chunks...
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Koku
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I think the big question to ask is why did you not notice until now? If something smells that bad why could you not find it? I suppose that means you were in that room for a long time. That is the only reason I can not see you noticing the smell.
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Beanbaker
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As I am an excellent person of leaving things under my bed, everything was tightly sealed by bottle and triple wrapped in plastic freezer bags. The only smell came from opening the innermost bag.
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Constantine
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XD
if you knew it was going to smell bad, why on earth did you open it?
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Beanbaker
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Why not open it? Of course I knew it would smell, but I had to know the caliber of the stench, so I can fold it into certain "plans" that require different tools of mass delinquency to perform.
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Koku
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Just do not talk about them anywhere online, even though you already did. The internet has become a cesspool of evidence for crimes. Please do not fall into that trap. Also, have mercy, stink bombs are horrible.
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Schmall
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If you insist on putting them to use, at least use them outdoors. This way you can enjoy the expressions on peoples' faces, but dont get in massive abmount of trouble for making a building or room useless for hours or even days.
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Beanbaker
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Actually, I use it on my friends. We do horrible stuff to each other, and I usually put it on their clothes when they're not looking. It comes out, I already experimented on an old shirt and washed it, so its just a stupid prank for my friends.
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Koku
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Well how long do you have before the stink is permanent. If you just put it on than washed it you can not say for sure that it will come out after say three hours. Be careful.
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Beanbaker
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If they have a piece of clothing that horrid smelling either means they are juggernauts or they sniff some kind of drug and lost their smell capability. I don't think it will go permanent.
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Billgar
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| Constantine wrote: | XD
if you knew it was going to smell bad, why on earth did you open it? |
Wouldn't you open the bag?
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Beanbaker
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Exactly my point. You see, if you do not do these things, you would never know how far you could actually go, and I made it all the way to the toilet before I dry heaved a couple times, then wrapped my shirt around my face to seal the two other bags up.
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Jayy
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=X o yea u told me about those
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Beanbaker
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Be careful jayy, you know full well the power of those thai peppers. Not only does it stink, but it might burn. That will make a good irritant to anyone that falls asleep...
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Constantine
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Excellent way for getting rid of horrible odors: Baking soda and hydrogen peroxide. People talk about it sometimes for getting rid of skunk smell, oh my god it's amazing. Last year my dog got sprayed in the face by a skunk, and it was baaaaaad smelling, but after we washed her head with the mixture, it was epic, you couldn't smell the skunk at all, and this was maybe 5 minutes of washing her.
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Beanbaker
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Now you have told everyone how to stop my arsenal of smell. Thanks a lot.
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Koku
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Wow that seems like it is a great solution. I will have to keep that in mind, but I do not plan to get sprayed by anything nasty.
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Schmall
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Soooooo, have you used that bomb yet?? If so, you should tell us how it went down and the effectiveness of it!
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Beanbaker
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No, but since it was been nearly a month, I pulled it up yesterday. The smell has the potency of what I would badly estimate to be mace. The fumes burned my nose (and I took a wafting sniff, learned that in safe lab practices) and my eyes watered like crazy. I was tempted to stick a finger in it, but then I realized my antidote for it is waaayyy past its time. Someday I'll use it, and I was thinking of mixing it with my stinkbomb that was fermenting in the woods, but some jerk kids threw it away somewhere (I really hoped they opened it lol).
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Schmall
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That's right, you posted about kids invading your woods. You can rig up a trip line to a mini catapult that will fling the stuff. Be sure to have it rigged so that the bag rips as its thrown so the liquid is all over them!!
Would be funny to watch and brutal punishment, but I dont see it being pulled off unless to take them time to test and get it right using water first.
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Beanbaker
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My bag of tricks are a bit... extreme. As for a catapult, I don't have enough rope. I do, however, have a ballista. We planted sharpened sticks into trees with it. Besides, any bag of liquids I ever use (e.i. the "Pepper" bomb, or pepper stink bomb), is too cruel to use. I barely sniffed it and it felt like it was corroding my nostrils.
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Schmall
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Something worth saving though. Save for one of those times that you can not possibly think of anything cruel to do except the stick bomb. That is when you use it for the glorious moment. Just be sure to get it all on tape!
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Beanbaker
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Schmall, I was trying to say I have something a little more than I bargained for. Fresh peppers burned my skin, but fermented ones, just the scent, burned my nostrils. Its more going to end as a science experiment to me, I got to see some things about it. It even smelled flammable. Since it was triple seals, anaerobic metabolism might have created hydrogen sulfide, and that's deadly in high concentrations.
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Schmall
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Ah, now I understand. Didnt mean to be all ignorant. Sorry.
That does sound bad. Also sounds like something worth checking out though. Too bad you cant take it to science class and open it up at the chem lab under the vent hoods that suck all the vapors away. It would be worth the time to see what exactly is inside it now.
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