That is NOT an cat!

chippit · That is NOT an cat!

Can everyone here tell the difference between a cat and an opossum?

I just happened to come across this picture.

I found it quite funny... thought I'd share with the rest.
Trying to bring happyness to everyone else's night.

Koku

Wow that is the greatest thing I have seen. I wish that people would put up real flyers like this and mean it. It would be even better if anyone responds to it.

Archaic

Oh this is a funny and classic picture, and is actually a joke. It recalls an other joke ad where a guy found a "cat" but it was actually a skunk.

chippit

I don't think anyone would take it as anything except a joke... a really funny joke.

Beanbaker

Did you see that on funnyjunk.com? I did, and it was hilarious. Good thing the numbers were blocked out, or else some people might call it...

Koku

I think I would call just get get and give more information. It is a very good, nondestructive joke. I just hope no crazy cat lady calls though. She will take anything called a cat.

Beanbaker

"Why does my new kitty-cat have a diaper on? And why doesn't it meow? And stop eating the BANANAS!!!!!!!"

Koku

You should add, "Why does it keep biting me and my cats? Why do those cats foam at the mouth, but why does it keep hissing at me?"

chippit

haha at crazy cat ladies!
I know a few people that would call just to mess with the person who made the sign.

Koku

I am pretty sure the number was false anyways. So even though you can call, there is little reason to do so. You may just get a "you are an idiot" message.

Beanbaker

chippit

ahh yes. There's one of those online... my brother keeps sending it to me I don't remember the address so of course I click on the link and the "you are an idiot song" starts ... everytime

Archaic

Hrmm I think its *67 or something like that. I think *69 is the call the person back so 67 is the only other one I know of.

Koku

that song is actualy funny. I feel one of these days I will play it to myself for fun. I still think this joke was one of the best I have seen in a while.

chippit

I'm really not a fan of the song though it's probably because I'm the one that's it getting sent to if I were the one sending it I just might like it better.

Koku

You know... you really shouldn't blindly open links. That is a very dangerous thing to do. Not opening random links is one of the best things you can do to protect yourself, no matter who they are from.

chippit

I know that, learned my lesson plenty of times already.

Schmall

I would be on that calls in and use my horrible chinese accent and ask how much the "cat" weights, how tender, is it stringy or fat, and so forth. I'd do it just to see how the person responds.

Beanbaker

That reminds me...

This is cruel, offensive, and exploitive. The picture is still kind of funny.

Billgar

I LOVE IT! i dont think a skunk would be as funny, but its pretty hard to catch wild animals.....alive....

Archaic

Yeah catching wild animals is hard unless you have traps of course. But that sign is just perfectly stereotypical to work. o_O;

chippit

Beanbaker

Yeah theres a family of skunks where I live. The baby skunks are totally smell-less and are very friendly, and will even eat out of your hand. They live in a hole in a rock, so by setting a trap the nest with food could get skunks, they'll get at it.

Koku

That is interesting actually. Yeah, skunks do not gain the smell thing until a little mature I think. As you they practice the handstand but do not have the enzyme concoction thing.

Beanbaker

They weren't hostile to me at all. Although when the parents came out a little while after, I quickly made myself disappear.

Constantine

XD I think Lawrence needs to make a korean restaurant so we can tease him about the dog eating.

Schmall

Skunks are actually pretty nice. Just be sure not to scare them. Thats all.

Matter of fact, there is a procedure to remove the musk blast of smelliness so that you can have them as house pets.

chippit

I think a skunk would be pretty much like a cat if they didn't smell.

Beanbaker

Actually, skunks are rodents, and thus the mortal enemies of felines. The war still wages between Tom and Jerry......

chippit

yes but neither Tom nor Jerry is a skunk and have you never heard of Pepe la Pu he is in love with a cat therefore skunks relate more to cats than they do mice!

Koku

Yeah skunks look more like cats from afar. From closer it is hard to tell where they place. Skunks look a little bit like a combination of the two.

Beanbaker

Pepe le Pew is a perv, and everyone knows that, plus the only reason he fell in love with the cat was because it was a black cat that had a strip of white paint on her back. Skunks may look like cats from afar, but even at medium distance you can see the distinct rodent-like face.