tourist

Schmall · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:18 pm Post subject: tourist

Upon arrival, Schmall looks around to see if there is anything of interest.

He looks. Looks some more. And gives up. there is nothing. Nothing at all. No cities, trees, rocks, or even any grass really. The place seems totally barren.

"Nothing here, time to go back,"

Schmall turns around and starts the walk back to his tavern.

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Ox · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject:

Entering i am intrigued by this barren land. Sitting down i play with the sand/dirt between my fingers for a bit. Pulling out a drink, i take a slug then lay down in the barrenness.
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Drieton · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:55 pm Post subject:

confused as to why i have walked all the way out here only to find a barren land... I sit down and build a sand castle. I call it Fort Kent and deem it my fortress. I then dig a small moat around my 10 foot sand castle to keep strangers out.

After completing my fortress and moat I then decide that im tired and head for the tavern to take a break from all this nonsense in this once barren land. STAY OUT OF MY SAND CASTLE!!! XD

Billgar · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:03 pm Post subject:

Venturing out the emperor himself pays a visit to the province of Kishinston. Truly Lord Obagon needs to do something about it.

"Why did We assign him such a post as to be in charge of a province there is nothing but barren land and many square krims of empty land and look even a sand.....castle?"

*Billgar's Eyes shine with joy as he lays them upon the castle formed of sand. Walking around it rapidly and seeing it from all angles, he is truly impressed and claps his hands.*

"How inspirational!"

*Removing the flute from his hair he begins to play his usual horrific music. A tonsor flying overhead falls down to the ground....dead. Billgar smiles.*

"Did you come to listen to my music?"

*Continuing to play he heads back to the capital completley ignoring the fact that he was supposed to be planning out the land*

Koku · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:05 pm Post subject:

Keeping my distance at first I see what the emperor is up to. Seeing him return I try to make my way towards him, "Emperor, perhaps we should start to gather supplies for the land?"
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Drieton · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:54 pm Post subject:

Venturing back with sticks to reinforce my sand castle I am appalled to find a dead tonsor lying outside of my fortress. After reinforcing my castle with the sticks i decide to figure out why there is a dead tonsor on my doorstep... a declaration of war perhaps? Maybe a welcoming gift from others who live nearby... Either way I must get in touch with the person who has left this gift. So I leave a gift of my own next to the tonsor for the person to find next time they visit. A rock with the word "Friend" carved into it. It was a gift given to me by a friend long ago but I feel that it will serve its purpose in this case. War is not desired by someone who runs a mere sand castle...so I decide to take the bird as a...welcoming gift...Again I venture off leaving my castle a little stronger.

Schmall · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject:

Wandering into the barren land, still stricken by grief of Lumpy's death, Schmall looks around. He feels the emptiness of the land like the emtpy, aching part in his heart. He continues to wander aimlessly around, taking swigs from his whiskey bottle.

With a cry of surprise, Schmall trips and falls down in a rather ungraceful face plant into the sand. He looks around, trying to focus on the spinning world. He realizes that he has tripped over a large sand castle and rabbles something about idiots making sand castles just to trip him up.

Schmall finishes off the whiskey and throws it akwardly at the castle that dared to attack him, causing one of the towers to explode. Satisfied that he exacted his revenge (he actually meant to knock over a wall...), Schmall climbs into the castle and promptly falls asleep to take a nap.
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Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Archaic · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject:

*Archaic enters Kishinston after following a flow of footprints and noticing a relative absence from Lord Obagon. Choosing to examine the purpose behind this Archaic stumbles into the "barren" location and examines it a bit more closely. The village was still here despite the fact that the lizards almost took it down and a rather gaudy sand castle could be seen, but surely Obagon did not reside here. The very site of it enraged Archaic and thus he ran over to it and took out his gladius. Attaching a string to it, Archaic throws it and wraps it around the castle's left tower and pulls it down. With this down Archaic then kicks and thrashes at the sides until half of it is demolished.*

"There should only be one castle in Kishinston, and that belongs to the dark one. Imposters should be annihilated and there blood used to fill my thirst! Hahahaha!"

Schmall · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject:

Sobering up pretty quickly, Schmall jumps out of the sand castle yelling out "Woah, Woah, Woah, no need to spill any blood Archaic! I was just taking a nap in this random formation to protect myself from the winds. I am done sleeping seeing as you managed to dump a ton of sand into my clothes and armor. It itching like mad!"

Schmall begins taking his armor off so that he can get all the sand out. Once done he puts it all back on, covers it all up with black cloak, and strides away to get back to the tavern before dark.
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When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Archaic · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:36 pm Post subject:

"I do not regret a thing small one. It is a warning for all not to try to invade others territory when they are away. However, a part of it still stands and I simply cannot allow it."

*With a flick of his wrist, Archaic's gladius flies towards the remaining section of the castle and breaks it down. With an other flick Archaic is able to catch the gladius and shakes off the loose sand. Looking at the scene of destruction Archaic lets out a wicked laugh and walks back to the capital realizing that Obagon cannot possibly be here or he would have destroyed the castle already.*

"With that I take my leave. Muhahaha."

Drieton · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:03 pm Post subject:

venturing back with more supplies for my castle. I come back to a pile of rubble surrounded by a trampled moat. Obviously the dead creature on my doorstep must have been a declaration of war. Why these people have destroyed but a tiny sand fortress is beyond me but it is obvious that I must move on. However behind I leave a small note for the person who will undoubtedly return. the note reads...

*My fortress will rise again someday*

Leaving the note I take begin to take my leave but trip over a bottle in the sand. on the bottle it reads, SCHMALL's TAVERN. I decide to search for schmall's tavern and ask him some questions. So I pack up the bottle and take my leave.

Billgar · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject:

Looking at Koku among everything that is going on....

"We suppose that supplies should be gathered....however We am simply too busy with the capital. If Obagon does not return shortly another method should be sought out."

*Billgar and Koku continue walking back to the capital*

"However We are hesitant about assigning a new person to this post. There were high hopes for Validus getting a new governor and developing into a land of profit...but if things continue the way they are We may have to give then plot of sand to someone else."

Koku · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject:

"Indeed, but who knows if that would be a good idea." Looking at the emperor I make sure to look at his face when talking to him. "I think that by having Obagon as the leader it was because of his experience and tactics. To Appoint someone else may lead to two things each with two results:
One) the person will either build this place up to be very successful, or it will continue to be how it is now- somethign that even though not developed much still gets company, but will not attract too much commerce.
Two) It will cause Obagon to either be angry, seeking revenge on the new owner, or it will just cause him to become a vagabond again. Taking these two things and combining them there are four possibilities.
It is because of this that we must think very wisely before appointing a new person..." With thatI look straight ahead and then down at my wass.
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Lord_Obagon · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:32 am Post subject:

Koku notices his wass beginning to tremble, and the ground begins to shake. Off in the distance a large cloud of smoke can be scene. Upon further inspection a large caravan can be seen at the clouds front, 50 carts piled high with dark stone, being pulled by Lacrimabilis are coming thundering toward the few people standing on the remnants of Kishinston’s former town.
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Beanbaker · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:39 am Post subject:

After hitching a ride on a cart, I jump off and meet with Koku and the Emperor. "Most likely he's going to turn this place into a dark citadel or something. Maybe a necropolis."

I sit down on the ground and eat some bread I got from the tavern when I was filling in for Schmall