If the person above you was a weapon...

Schmall · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:08 pm Post subject:

Someone believes showers and baths are works of the devil. Thus, everyone chokes to death on your BO in the elevator

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When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Beanbaker · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:13 pm Post subject:

An incredibly short man whose high kick can hit you in the soft spot. To quote a comedian, if we hit you on the head, we get 40 gold coins.

Schmall · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:29 pm Post subject:

A weight to tie to someone's foot before casting them overboard.
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When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Archaic · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:41 pm Post subject:

A twinkee attached to a stick that perpetually dangles just out of reach of a horde of fat people.

Koku · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject:

a rusty stick
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Beanbaker · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject:

A plastic bag that clearly states "NOT A TOY"

Koku · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject:

a burger king pokemon ball
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Billgar · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject:

fly paper

Koku · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:00 pm Post subject:

Stop with fly paper, I see you as beeing an annoying person who makes the other commit suicide so they can stop hearing the phrase fly paper
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Beanbaker · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject:

lighter that ignites fly paper

Billgar · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject:

Schmall · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject:

an autistic child that plays with fly paper and only knows the words fly paper. not to mention you keep throwing it at people who walk by
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When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Beanbaker · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:06 pm Post subject:

a shillelagh! I get the feeling you're part Irish

Schmall · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject:

the highschooler with TNT strapped to your chest demanding mac and cheese at the schoole cafe

(pssst, no Irish blood)
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When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Beanbaker · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:41 pm Post subject:

A customer service rep with TNT strapped to the copier machine asking for a raise