If the person above you was a weapon...

Schmall · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject:

(LMAO!! Love it!!)

copier machine

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When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Koku · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:47 pm Post subject:

used vacuum cleaner with belly hair in it.
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Schmall · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:16 pm Post subject:

a geek who pops his pimples into people's eyes
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When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Beanbaker · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject:

target of the eye-aiming pimple popping punisher

Billgar · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject:

a brick

Koku · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:53 pm Post subject:

Brick
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Beanbaker · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:33 pm Post subject:

a rusty Kalashnikov with a ninety degree-bent barrel

Archaic · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject:

A homeless guy with a syringe.

Schmall · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:24 pm Post subject:

the dealer that sold the once full syringe to the homeless guy
_________________
When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Archaic · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:25 pm Post subject:

A mouse that carries the bubonic plague... and the cure for the disease all in one.

Schmall · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject:

A glory hole in one of those special bars
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When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Beanbaker · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject:

a child with a hammer, ADHD, and a secret agenda

Schmall · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:23 pm Post subject:

a rebel who burns ID cards
_________________
When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4

Koku · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:28 pm Post subject:

a poorly trained blue footed booby.
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Schmall · Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:32 pm Post subject:

A black cloaked terrorist who waves a soul hungry sycthe around in large crowds

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When I visit reality, I go as a tourist

Toxic Torch, A blinding mix of tatus and ortch. 1 GC, Rec 5 HP
Blessed tea,Cost: 5 GC, -1 malice
Demon Cider: 5GC, +1 malice
Immortal Nectar,Cost: 50 GC, Grants Resilience Stock: 4