Mullet

Billgar · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject: Mullet

So why do people hate on mullets? I was just looking at my hair and i realized it isnt mullet enough! Its just long! People always have this unneeded bias against mullets, but why? When wa the last time you heard someone say Snake or M.D Geist was lame becuz they had a mullet!

Schmall · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject:

Did you know the mullet came to be for the reason of keeping the nape of hockey players' necks warm? The helmets did not go down far enough and there was nothing to wrap around there without interfering with your movement, so the players just let thier back hair cover it instead.

In highschool people thought I had a mullet. When I pulled my front hair down in in front of my face instead of pushed back, they realized they were mistaken. I even remember when someone tried to grow a mullet and was told that I had him beat hands down and the kid would never beat me. He shaved it all off by next the week.

I think the biggest reason for mullets getting the bad rep is cuz of the low IQ rednecks, hillbillies, and hics (espically all the listed who lack a lick of common sense). They have a tendancy of sporting mullets and thus add a bad look to the mullet. This is my thought and the reason for the bad rep for the mullet.
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Billgar · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject:

Yeah in middle school and highschool i had long hair(most of the time, not all) and people always called it a mullet. A mullet DOES NOT MEAN that all you hair is long and the back just looks longer. It means shorter in the front and long in the back.

Schmall · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:18 pm Post subject:

EXACTLY!! I wish people would get that straight.
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Koku · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject:

Yeah I suppose that medium hair has all been classified as Mullet, oh and Billgar your hair was not long, but more medium. I think the other thing with the mullet is that it is just not a decent looking thing in real life.
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Archaic · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject:

Yeah we got mullet wigs at the UMass v. BC hockey game, and they were not mullets at all. They had the long back sure, but the front was also long as opposed to nearly being buzzed. It was so upsetting. That said... the rednecks have took over the mullet and thus that is why it is uncool.

Beanbaker · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:22 pm Post subject:

This only reminds me of girls playing with TK's hair. I'm trying to grow my hair long, but that takes forever. Since I am technically 1/8 redneck (as in deep south, backwoods resident), a mullet is nothing new to me (I would rather be bald though). I think some women's hairstyles are based off the mullet, but it only looks like it. Probably some ancient offshoot of it.

Drieton · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:31 am Post subject:

in my opinion mullets only look good on certain people... like David Spade....

or this guy

*cough sarcasm*

I used to have hair for about a month that resembled a mullet and i HATED it because it didn't look good on me. i guess some people are just born with the look.

Schmall · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:22 am Post subject:

Drieton, if you tried for that above hairstyle, your girlfriend would kill you. You know that right?
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Drieton · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:56 am Post subject:

DUDE why couldn't you have told my that sooner i JUST shaved the sides of my head... i totally AM sexy with a mullet like that and you know it....or maybe its just cuz your really into men. COUGH that slipped out

but yea asians should not have mullets....they call him oriental dirt...

Schmall · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:22 am Post subject:

dude, that was low. just cuz I sit on your lap at times and pet you on the head doesn not mean I play in that ball park.

as for the mullets, I doubt you shaved the sides of your head. If you did and the next time you sleep over in my guest room, dont be surprised to find the rest of your hair gone too....
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Beanbaker · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:41 am Post subject:

HEY - get a room.

Taking off someone's hair is mean. My friend was shaven bald and eyebrows dyed blond at a party he passed out at (idiot). It takes a while to grow back. Although the mullet in the above picture can be made into something else, just don't gel the hair up.

Koku · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:42 am Post subject:

Schmall · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject:

Koku, Drieton is okay. Its normal banter back and forth from RL. The problem is that others dont know that. I will speak to him in person so that others dont misinterpret what is being said. ;)

Beanbaker, losing your hair does suck. Takes a long time to get it back. Esp if you had lengthy hair. Bleaching hair also can cause some long term damage to your hair to. Hope things worked out for the best for your friend.
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Koku · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject:

1) offensive as in RACIALLY offensive, which is a big no no here.
2) Loosing hair stinks, but we do lose 300 strands every day or so. You just notice them when you stay in the same area. I for one have medium hair and can feel the new hair growing in in replace to the hair that fell out. they are very pointy.
3) Mullets are usually hard to fix and that kid is lucky he has hair in the front to part or somethign to become unmulletfied.

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