Mullet

Schmall · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:36 pm Post subject:

So has anyone seen any crazy mullets in real life by chance? Billgar, you live in a big city, you must have seen one or two by now.

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Koku · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:12 pm Post subject:

I think I seen a couple, but they are scary so I forget them pretty quickly. Mullets are not somethign I try to find, as such I probably seen a few but did not pay any attention to them.
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Koorlic · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:12 am Post subject:

theres an old lady with a mullet here in town she like hick to the max
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Schmall · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:02 pm Post subject:

I know who who are talking about. She has a place to live even though everyone first thinks she is homeless. She picks through the trash for bottles and cans (literally), doesnt know what a shower is, much less a bar of soap, and is very loud. She will start talking to anyone who is willing to stand there and listen to here. Actually, you dont need to be listening. just make eye contact and she will approach you to and start talking rubbish about random things. its bad.
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Koku · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:12 pm Post subject:

That is bad, but please try to be nicer about it. Still, she is definately mullet worthy going by today's standards. It is sometimes funny seeing a female mullet, but this may not be one of those times, I think it would just be sad.
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Archaic · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject:

NO! A female mullet is never funny! NEVER! My first PoliSci teacher had a mullet this year, and she was horrible. I mean hers was the first class I took in my college career... and she missed the first day due to "scheduling problems." Not to mention that she had super gray skin and we all thought that she used a certain... METHod to grade.

Schmall · Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:03 pm Post subject:

Koku, was being nice. Trust me on that. I only said enough to get the point across. there is more.

as for your prof Archaic, that sounds even worse than my story.
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Drieton · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:17 pm Post subject:

my hair is lengthening out. i have decided to grow it pretty long again so i will most likely have a mullet of sorts at some point. i will be sure to take pictures if thats how it ends up :D

Koku · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:03 pm Post subject:

Well you will only have a mullet if you decide to cut your front short, so if you do not do that you will be fine.
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Drieton · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject:

yea i know and my hair technically will not be a mullet but if i push my hair back the right way at a certain length it resembles a mullet. weel just have to see how it comes out

Schmall · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:55 am Post subject:

you are letting your hair grow out again? Hopefully now that you are a bit older and with a few hairs on your chin, you wont look like a girl. I had a hard time telling if you were a boy or a girl the first time I met you a couple years back. It was pretty funny really.
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Koku · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject:

Well that is... nice. Man if I were to grow out my hair I would be fine, I have a soul patch so I would just look slightly hippie or Jazzy (If I were to go bold and pony tail it especially). Still I doubt I can get away with that. Also, I would hate for people to think I had a mullet, but there may be one thing worse. With the emo there is now, we may eventually see the reverse mullet where the front is obnoxiously long and the back is short.
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Schmall · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:19 pm Post subject:

or even worse, the fohawk. or how ever you spell it. They gel the long front hair into a triangle and have it go down there face. I think its stupid and yet seen it pulled off with any sort of dignity or grace. Might as well pin a raccoon tail to your forehead
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Koku · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:23 pm Post subject:

That is not a fohawk, and it does not seem very possible to do. It would just be some new weir thing that would probably end with you getting gel in your eyes. A fohawk has to go from the front of the head to the back of the head. However a mullet is just short in the front, long in the back, so you can switch that, it would just be so ugly.
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Schmall · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject:

I guess the emos here in maine have the fohawk wrong. they call thier mess of gelled hair in thier face a fohawk. one guy came close to pulling it off. he had a long mohawk and would play with it. One day would be straigh up and spiked, another done in his face, and another dday it would be gelled back. depended on his mood really.

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